Things You Just Don't Say
6:13 AM
I'm not superstitious, but even I know there are certain things in life you just don't say aloud. These are the statements that immediately lead to jinxing yourself, and I've experienced the phenomenon enough times to respect it. One minute you're amazed at how awesome you are; the next, karma is slapping you in the face and keeping you humble.
My favorites:
I haven't gotten a ticket in so long!
I can't believe he went down so easily!
He's such a good sleeper!
We haven't been sick for so long!
Life is so calm right now!
He's eating so well lately!
Thankfully he doesn't really throw tantrums!
The car really hasn't given us any trouble!
Well folks, shove my foot in my mouth and call me crazy cause life is gliding along pretty peacefully right now. A little TOO peacefully if you know what I mean. ;)
3 comments
I am100% with you on this!! Especially when I am at work ... The second I even think the night is calm haha #watchout
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