Tiny Tots11:15 AM
That moment when you see pictures like these and realize the true magnitude of your lack of boobs:
On a side note, in my mind, this is preferable to huge boobs (what little I did have when pregnant was not my favorite), and far more preferable to lopsided boobs (when I was nursing we had a little issue called right side produced like 3x more milk, thus rendering 75% of my shirts unwearable and making any writing across the top look like word art). I definitely prefer to be smaller chested, but let's all admit that this is a little ridiculous. You'll be glad to know that anything I had previously up there has generously relocated to my belly area. Thank you kindly, bod.
Hooray for teeny boobs! At least they're still perky. And may I hit puberty someday. Er...