That Awkward Moment10:37 AM
When every time you go in to the fertility dr. for them to administer your medication, the same nurse tells you about how she has 4 kids and got pregnant with the last one on birth control when she had a 3 month old. I mean she's told me 3 times you guys, 3 times. And then she asks how old Milo is... and when he's turning two... and I can just see her calculating in her head how far apart they would be each month that goes by... yes I know he's getting old and thank you so much for re-lighting that fire under my booty and I AM TRYING HERE LADY otherwise you would not be giving me this shot right now and can you please just inject me in peace!
When I'm carrying Milo around and he pokes my lady tots like a button and laughs about it.
When you ask the Target employees to please help you find the jumbo dump truck and it takes 4 of them + 10 minutes to locate one.
When you buy Kix "for the baby" and you eat way (way) more of them than him.
When your other fertility drugs make you have hot flashes at really inopportune times.
When you part your hair on the opposite side and you have to re-train your cowlicks.
When your husband is all, when did you get that ___?
PS: I have a hot date with my man tonight. Red Lobster and X-Men and I'm REALLY excited about it!
PPS: Happy Weekend!!!