My Apologies8:15 AM
I'm sorry I always forget about you. You are so delicious and juicy and soft and bruises/spots on you don't even taste weird. You ripen perfectly on my counter and don't take up my whole fridge. Your core is totally edible so the only leftover is a tiny stem. You are also a lot quieter to eat in church than an apple (guilty).
I love you and I will probably eat 3 of you today.