Burning Questions

6:00 AM


Why is it that bobby pins always disappear? I buy them by the hundreds, use them once or twice, and they vanish into the deep abyss that is my carpet, car, purse, coat pocket, etc. never to be seen again, regardless of how much I search.


Why do boys complain about having to shave their faces? I'm sorry, but last I checked, the surface area of an eighth one of my thighs is still larger than your face, and I manage to shave it every day. (Not that I mind... I do love me a good 5 o'clock shadow).

Why hasn't someone invented teleportation yet? Beam me up already!

Why are half of my food pins on pinterest extremely healthy meals and the other half the most ridiculously absurdly delicious combinations of everything that goes straight to my booty in one recipe?







Cucumber sandwich vs. cookie dough top, cheesecake middle, and graham cracker crust. Holy (heavenly) sugar high.





Why can't we apply mascara without our mouths open? And why do our husbands have to point it out and make us laugh so we get it all over our faces?

Why do zits even exist?

Why am I an insomniac when it's bedtime but can fall asleep during the day at the drop of a hat?

If you have any answers for me, by all means, please let me know.
Otherwise, feel free to contribute your burning questions.

Happy Wednesday!


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24 comments

  1. So true with the bobby pins! I think the reason men hate shaving every day is because the skin on their face is much more sensitive than the skin on our legs. Well, that's what my husband told me anyway! ;)

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  2. i did a post about bobby pins recently! it is THE most frustrating thing, ever!
    oh, and you can apply mascara with your mouth closed, you just look like this : ( doing so.

    happy wednesday!
    xx jes

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  3. Mine is both my bobby pins and hair ties, I can never keep track of those darn things! & It is just so much easier to apply mascara with your mouth open :) Great questions!!

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  4. I can never seem to find my bobby pins either. I do know that my vacuum sucks them up fairly regularly though.
    As for shaving...its like shaving the knees and ankles areas. One false step and they're knicked. I don't keep my mouth open while applying mascara. Am I weird?

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  5. I lose my bobby pins everywhere... they never last! thanks for visiting my blog the other day!

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  6. I hate losing my bobby pins. I'm always crawling around my bathroom floor trying to find them. And those english cucumbers sandwiches look so yummy!

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  7. Bahaha I was JUST going on about how all of my bobby pins diappear! And my Pinterest recipes are totally the same- either super healthy or super decadent. Too funny.

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  8. I love the mascara question because it's so true!

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  9. I ask myself those same questions pretty much every day. Once you find the answers, let me know1

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  10. I made a magnetic little "home" for my bobby pins and since then I have lost significantly less! :) But they just seem to grow legs and run off!
    -Anna
    asweetsouthernmess.blogspot.com

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  11. oooh, the bobby pins! I'm currently on my last 5 or 6, I need to go and get some more. (BUT SERIOUSLY, where do they all go??)

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  12. my husband jokes that I leave a bobby pin trail wherever I go

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  13. You said what's forever and daily on my mind... those darn bobby pins! I found that my mouth isn't open but my lips are go into kissing position while I apply mine...HOWEVER... my mouth is always wide open the entire time I feed my lil one his baby food, hahaha.

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  14. Haha these are awesome.. I so think these all the time.

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  15. Haha! Love this! It's all so true!

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  16. These are so true!! Guys complain about the couple things they have to do, and then wonder why it takes us so long to shower/get ready/etc. And the sleeping thing...if you ever find out, let me know! I get home from work at 4:45 and have to do everything in my power not to nap. As soon as the clock hits 8:00, I'm WIDE AWAKE until at least 11:00.

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  17. I love a guy with a good scruff going on around his face, so manly! lucky for me i only have to shave once every couple of weeks! I loose my bobby pins all the time! its so annoying!

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  18. Haha I can relate to all of these questions! I especially, would like to know why zits exist. The only thing I can think of is that they are some sort of cosmic punishment. Now following you back!

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  19. My biggest burning question is this: You shave your thighs EVERYDAY???????? Like every single day? Even in winter? This can't be true... have I missed a memo? Is this something that we are supposed to do?
    Burning question #2: why is the house 'lived in' when he makes a mess but utterly disgusting if I do?

    #3: Why do I always spill something down me when I am wearing white? Every.single.time!

    Oh and that bobby pin thing to... I don't get it... I think I have Borrowers... Look under the floor boards, you might have them too :)

    Love Elle xo

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  20. I was just thinking about the bobby pin mystery the other day! I think they go to that place where the missing socks go.
    And YES!! Totally true about pinterest food... all super duper healthy vegan/ gluten/ fat free or these crazy concoctions of gooey caramel chocolate goodness! So funny :)

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  21. I'm dying for the answer to the bobby pin conundrum.

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  22. i totally agree about the whole shaving thing!
    I hate it!

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  23. so hilarious! my pinterest is the same way.

    http://forallthatjas.blogspot.com/

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